1) Furry eyebrows
2) Kitty heels
3) Darfur toes...and flip flops
4) Toes hanging over the edge of stilettos...and i mean like hangin ten on a surfboard!!
5) Wearing stilettos wit bootie shorts...and ur leg hair is able to keep the homeless man I passed this morning warm
6) Pulling hair back into a ponytail and said ponytail measures up roughly to...one centimeter
7) Lipliner
8) Ashy knees. Ashy nething
9) Lifting up ur shirt, rubbing ur ginormous belly at frightened girl, and askin if u can take a pic of said frightened girl
10) Marcel. Unibrowed Marcel. 5 inches shorter than me Marcel. Finger-widthed gap btw each tooth Marcel. Abnormally small-headed Marcel. Marcel period.
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