Shocker Moment

So today I went to Towson mall and discovered their "Luxury Wing". When the EFF did Towson get Burberry and Louis Vitton?!?!? Found THE cutest purse so I decided to whip out my boyfriend's card and buy it. Oh wait. I forgot. That's NOT my life. Darn. Okay it will be in about 5 years give or take. Newho, so in Louis, there was a black man (pause for a large GASP) working there in a suit. And that suit seemed to be tryna get the EFF of him. That thang was BUSTIN the seams. Sir, I do not need for your jacket to be riding a good two inches above your shirt in an effort to let your button-up shit expand. Do better. Thanks.